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My health insurance was dropped because it didn't meet minimum federal requirements.  

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• If you like your current lutefisk…... you can keep it!  Uffda!
• If you decide to upgrade, you must dispose of your old lutefisk in an environmentally sound manner per EPA guidelines.
• If you like lutefisk, you may have a preexisting condition.
• You cannot be denied for liking lutefisk.
• You may keep your dependants on LutefiskCare for a lifetime.

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