Congratulations, unlike a $290M government run website, you’ve successfully accessed LutefiskCare!
- If you like your current lutefisk…... you can keep it! Uffda!
- If you decide to upgrade, you must dispose of your old lutefisk in an environmentally sound manner per EPA guidelines.
- If you like lutefisk, you may have a preexisting condition.
- You cannot be denied for liking lutefisk.
- You may keep your dependants on LutefiskCare for a lifetime.