Monday, November 4, 2013


Congratulations, unlike a $290M government run website, you’ve successfully accessed LutefiskCare!

  • If you like your current lutefisk…... you can keep it!  Uffda!
  • If you decide to upgrade, you must dispose of your old lutefisk in an environmentally sound manner per EPA guidelines.
  • If you like lutefisk, you may have a preexisting condition.
  • You cannot be denied for liking lutefisk.
  • You may keep your dependants on LutefiskCare for a lifetime.

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