In one of his rare animated moments......
Thursday, April 18, 2013
Thursday, April 11, 2013
I was enjoying a quiet smoke outside my favorite eatery, when I heard a voice with a heavy German accent say “do any of those butts on the street belong to you”? I immediately sensed some latent menopausal hostility looking for a beef, so I simply replied “probably”. She said “well, it looks terrible”! I was certainly right about the beef part, because this woman wore two ax handles that couldn't disappear from my view fast enough! If butts are offensive, this was a walking crime spree!
I’ll quit smoking when women start wearing “wide load” signs, or learn to curb their comments. I could spend half an hour on any street corner with a camera and see enough over-sized butts to keep this blog active for a month. Perhaps a few butts, especially those with attitudes, should really see themselves as other people see them.