Monday, April 29, 2013

Thursday, April 11, 2013


I was enjoying a quiet smoke outside my favorite eatery, when I heard a voice with a heavy  German accent say “do any of those butts on the street belong to you”?  I immediately sensed some latent menopausal hostility looking for a beef, so I simply replied “probably”.  She said “well, it looks terrible”!  I was certainly right about the beef part, because this woman wore two ax handles that couldn't disappear from my view fast enough!  If butts are offensive, this was a walking crime spree!

I’ll quit smoking when women start wearing “wide load” signs, or learn to curb their comments.  I could spend half an hour on any street corner with a camera and see enough over-sized butts to keep this blog active for a month.  Perhaps a few butts, especially those with attitudes, should really see themselves as other people see them.  

Friday, April 5, 2013


I don't feel very creative today, besides, I have better things to do, so go here;