Monday, October 17, 2011


Brad Matteson

“Mayor of My City  I'm so much funnier when texting cuz i get more time to think of a comeback, i have learned that pleasing everyone is too hard, but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake.” 


“Mayor of my city” sounds a little inflated and possessive!  Is the mayor also professing to being a little slow witted?  Mr. Mayor, it’s the hallmark of a doofus, so you can rightly claim the title; patriarch of Doofusville!   

How the mayor spends his spare time is no concern of mine, but given the sorry state of Doofusville, and pathetic Facebook humor, perhaps the mayor should devote more time to doing his job!  It took a year to find a city judge replacement.  How many Facebook tweets were made during this period?  Does a mayor without a city judge have any spare time? 

It appears the mayor will now be looking for a new city attorney as well.   I sincerely hope the task doesn’t infringe on his Facebook time!  No, I really mean it, because any doofus without a city attorney will have both teats caught-in-a-legal-wringer in no time -- it couldn’t happen to a more deserving fellow!  In about three months, the city council will be devoid of all chest hairs!  Let another year lapse, and the mayor will need a new mug shot.  

The ex-mayor can devote all his time to Facebook!  And I don’t care what a twit does for a living!  He can become a professional Twitter for all I care!